HOW TO BE THE PERFECT NIGERIAN WIFE

1. Thank him everyday for ‘saving’ you from the clutches of spinsterhood.

You know marriage is EVERY woman’s goal.


2. Marry as a virgin, but be a freak in the sheets on your wedding night.

Just instinctively know how to do everything in the bedroom.


3. Remember to never ask questions, challenge him or disagree.

He is always right. Just leave it.


4. Lose that pregnancy weight right there on the delivery table.

Back to a size 8 immediately.


5. Never fall sick, complain or get tired.

Basically be superwoman.

6. Have a washing machine, but still lovingly handwash his underwear.

That’s true love right there.


7. Always wake up before him so you can do “one or two things” around the house.

Why should your husband wake up before you?

8. Get a well-paying job but make sure you never earn more than him.

If they offer you a pay raise, turn it down.


9. Make sure that job doesn’t stop you from taking the kids to school, picking them, and helping with their homework.

So, basically a 10 – 2 job. Don’t ask questions just find it.


10. Never cheat on your husband, but forgive him if he ever ‘accidentally’ cheats on you.

Come on, You know men will be men.


11. Also remember to apologize when he cheats, because it was most likely your fault.

If you were being the perfect wife he wouldn’t have fallen inside another woman. Oya say sorry.

12. Figure out how to always have a hot meal waiting on the table before you get home.

Just figure it out.

13. Throw away that microwave, the food must always be freshly made.

What are you warming?


14. Remember to always praise your husband whenever he does anything around the house.


Remember it’s your work, he is just helping.

15. Look like a supermodel while doing house chores.

Don’t ever tie a wrapper in front of him. Do everything in heels.

16. But never be indecently dressed in public or else:

You know the drill.




Source- Zikoko.com

WHATS COOKING? Tiwa Savage, Jay Z & Don Jazzy! See the Superstar Trio at Roc Nation today

A couple of weeks ago word got out that Tiwa Savage got signed to Jay Z’s Roc Nation? Well that gist might actually have some real substance to it. Don Jazzy shared a picture he took with Jay Z and Tiwa Savage while in New York. No caption.

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THREAT TO BUHARI FROM THE NAIJA DELTA AVENGERS

Niger Delta Militants have resolved to continue the relentless attacks on oil and gas installations in the region despite the federal government’s deployment of fighter jets and the military in Delta state. In the assassination threat which was made in a recording sent to IBTimes UK, a man is heard saying during a phone conversation with one of the hosts of the UK-based Radio Biafra that Buhari would be signing his death warrant by visiting the delta. The representative of the group issuing the threat said Buhari should sign his death warrant before coming to Port Harcourt or try to visit any state of the Niger Delta community, Biafra land, adding that if the president tries to step his foot in any community of the Niger Delta, in Biafraland, he will not go back alive. The group also said that any Niger Deltan who will try to walk with Buhari will also go to his grave that day. This latest threat by the group is coming in the wake of a resolve by militants to continue relentless attacks on oil and gas installations in the region despite the federal government’s deployment of fighter jets and the military in Delta state. The group carried out its threats by bombing two oil wells belonging to Chevron oil on June 1. According to the group, the Chevron oil wells affected are RMP 24 and RMP 23, described as Chevron’s highest producing wells. However, a sections of Nigerians particularly those from the north have expressed outrage over the threats by the militants to assassinate the president, warning that any attempt to harm Buhari will spell doom for the region. Others on the other hand urged the militants to employ other avenues of making their agitation known.

I ONLY CAME TO NIGERIA TO SEE MY PARENTS – NNAMDI KANU CRIES OUT

The detained leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, has prayed the Community Court of Justice of the Economic Community of West African States, ECOWAS, to compel the Federal Government of Nigeria to pay him monetary compensation of $800 million for the gross violation of his human rights. Kanu, who has been in detention since October 14, 2015, told the court that he was the founder of IPOB, and that it was registered in over 30 countries of the world. He said Radio Biafra Limited was duly registered under the United Kingdom Companies Act, 2006, and certified by the Registrar of Companies for England and Wales. According to the document before the court, IPOB was registered under the United Kingdom Companies Act 2006, with certificate registration number 9141882. Kanu told the court that he came to Nigeria to visit his parents as well to join his heavily-pregnant wife, who, he said, was expected to give birth through caesarean operation in the UK. Kanu further complained his legs and hands were chained by operatives of the Department of State Services, DSS, while he was in their detention facility, a treatment he said “amounts to the worst dehumanisation, degrading treatment and torture.” Cited as defendants in the suit marked ECW/CCJ/APP/06/16, which Kanu filed through his lawyer Mr. Ifeanyi Ejiofor, are the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, and the Director General, Department of State Services, DSS. The plaintiff told the ECOWAS court that he was not facing any terrorism charge before any municipal court of competent jurisdiction in Nigeria or elsewhere. Aside praying the ECOWAS court to order his release from detention, Kanu also wants “an order directing the defendants and/or their agents individually and/or collectively to pay $800 million to the plaintiff for the gross violation of his human rights, the subject matter of this suit, and to provide other forms of reparation, which may take the form of restitution, satisfaction or guarantees of non-repetition, and other forms of reparation that the honourable court may deem fit to grant.”

Breaking news! 3 mansions in Los Angeles, 2 high-end apartments in New York City, 3 properties in California, 43 apartments in Banana Island, 58 vehicles, the Galactica Star yacht, and three private jets seized from Kola Aluko and Jide Omokore

Court Orders Worldwide Freeze Of $1.8 Billion In Assets Stolen By Kola Aluko, Jide Omikore And Atlantic Energy. A federal high court in Lagos has granted a Mareva injunction permitting the Nigerian government to freeze assets owned by two Nigerian businessmen Kola Aluko and Jide Omokore, and their company Atlantic Energy. The individuals are linked to former Nigerian oil minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke in a wide range shady business dealings that illegally transferred Nigerian oil assets to them and their companies. The legal documents, exclusively obtained by SaharaReporters, demanded a global freeze of $1.8 billion in assets stolen by Atlantic Energy executives Kola Aluko and Jide Omokore. This development follows reports that Mr. Aluko sold his lavish Bel-Air mansion in Los Angeles, USA at a $2 million loss. Mr. Omikore has also been under intense scrutiny by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), which seized a 2 million pound wristwatch from him on April 27th, 2016 and raided his Nigerian homes on October 2nd, 2015. Atlantic Energy was granted enormous contracts from the Nigerian Petroleum Development Company (NPDC) under the direction of the embattled former Minister for Petroleum Resources Madueke. According to reports, when Mrs. Madueke granted Atlantic Energy contracts through the Strategic Alliance Agreements (SAA) the company did not even legally exist. According to legal documents, available below, Mr. Aluko and Mr. Omikore stole more than $1.7 billion from the Nigerian government. Assets specifically mentioned include three mansions in Los Angeles, two high-end apartments in New York City, properties in Santa Barbara, California; numerous properties in Lagos including 43 apartments in Banana Island, 58 vehicles, the Galactica Star yacht, and three airplanes.

PRESIDENT BUHARI REPLIES DAVID CAMERON

President Muhammadu Buhari has responded to the British Prime Minister, Mr. David Cameron, over his comment on Nigeria being one of the fantastically corrupt countries.
The Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, on Wednesday quoted Buhari as saying he would not demand apology from Cameron for describing Nigeria as a “fantastically corrupt” country, rather, all he would demand from Cameron was the return of Nigeria’s stolen assets. Adesina on his Twitter handle quoted the president as saying, “PMB to UK: Am not going to demand any apology. All I’ll demand is return of our assets. What would I do with apology? I need something tangible,” Adesina wrote.

Corruption Allegations: SERAP Calls On UK Govt. To Extradite Alison-Madueke

Coming ahead of the International Anticorruption Summit in the UK, SERAP says the charges she is currently facing in UK court do not sufficiently capture the gravity of her alleged crimes, and the increasing allegations of corruption against her in Nigeria. The request followed announcement durithe week by the Central Bank of Nigeria that it was carrying out special investigations into the roles played by banks in certain financial transactions, especially the 23 billion Naira reportedly shared to officials of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) by officials of the former President Goodluck Jonathan administration to influence the outcome of the last general elections. According the SERAP Executive Director, Adetokunbo Mumuni, “The anticorruption summit in London provides an important opportunity for the UK government to support the ongoing fight against corruption in Nigeria, and to send a powerful message that the UK will not provide sanctuary or condone impunity for corrupt public officials.” The statement reads: “As a state party to the UN Convention against Corruption, the UK government can use the convention as a basis for the extradition of Mrs Alison-Madueke back to Nigeria. “We urge the Nigerian authorities to without delay submit a request to the UK authorities for the extradition of Mrs Alison-Madueke, explicitly making the point that Nigeria will guarantee her a due process-trial.


“If the UK refuses extradition request, Nigeria should consider submitting the matter for arbitration and if this cannot resolve the case, refer it to the International Court of Justice for adjudication. The Nigerian authorities should also consider filing a civil action against Mrs Alison-Madueke in the UK court. “By sending Mrs Alison-Madueke back to her country, the UK will be sending a message that high-level official corruption will not go unpunished no matter where the suspected perpetrator hides and thus contribute to the fight against impunity for grand corruption. The UK indeed has an obligation to extradite Mrs Alison-Madueke through international cooperation and collaboration in good faith with Nigeria. “We believe that effective prosecution in Nigeria is feasible, and this will bring justice closer to Nigerians who are direct victims of corruption. Extraditing Mrs Alison-Madueke back to Nigeria is equally important for allowing easier access to witnesses, evidence, victims of corruption; creating a deep connection between Nigerians and the impact of the trial; and empowering victims of corruption.” “SERAP believes that there is probable cause that Mrs Alison-Madueke participated in the extraditable acts involving some banks in Nigeria, whether directly or indirectly. The allegations of corruption against her are strong enough for Prime Minister David Cameron to facilitate an extradition proceeding. .“The UK shouldn’t be a country of refuge for corrupt officials if it is to avoid a miscarriage of justice in high-level corruption cases. But if Mrs Alison-Madueke is not extradited, the UK will have a responsibility to amend her charges to include the fresh allegations against her and to try her on the merits under the UK laws as if she had committed the crimes there. “Mr Cameron risks missing an ‘open goal’ unless he shows that the UK is unreservedly committed to seeking justice for victims of corruption, and international cooperation in the fight against corruption by urgently facilitating the extradition of Mrs Alison-Madueke to Nigeria so that she can explain her role in the continuing disclosure of allegations of corruption and money laundering involving several Nigerian banks which allegedly took place during her time in office as petroleum minister. “SERAP is also concerned that UK banks continue to accept millions of pounds from corrupt Nigerian politicians. Without the complicity of these banks, it would be much harder for corrupt politicians including from Nigeria to loot public funds or accept bribes. “Therefore, in order to meet the requirements of the UN Convention against Corruption, Mr Cameron will need to do more to reform and crack down on his country’s financial institutions that continue to provide safe havens for corrupt funds from Nigeria with almost absolute impunity. “It’s also important for Mr Cameron to work towards improving judicial cooperation between Nigeria and the UK if stolen assets stashed in the UK are to be fully repatriated and if he is not to send a message that corrupt suspects can get away with their crimes without consequences.”

THIS LADY RONKE SHONDE WAS ALLEGEDLY BEATEN TO DEATH BY HER HUSBAND TODAY!

This is Ronke Shonde and her husband, Lekan Shonde. She was found dead in her home this morning and her husband is missing. He is believed to have beaten her to death during a domestic dispute in their home. See her family photos and photo of her corpse after she was found this morning, after the cut. She leaves behind two young children. Please ladies, your life is not worth any marriage. At least think of your kids. Who will take care of them if your man kills you…who?

Blac Chyna Is Pregnant With Rob Kardashian's Baby

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are expecting their first child together. On Friday, the 27-year-old announced that she is pregnant with her second child, just weeks after revealing she was engaged to Rob. The parents-to-be shared the news within minutes of each other via Instagram, using an emoji of Blac rubbing her baby bump. In April, the duo announced their engagement in a similar fashion, as Blac shared a photo of herself wearing a massive diamond ring with the caption, "YES!...!...!" After the engagement reveal, Chyna's mother, Tokyo Toni, gushed about the news on Instagram, writing, "Chy and Rob are my two favorite people in the world. They both have shown strength diversity and triumph. These kids are fabulous and both are great role models to young old or children." Tokyo added, "I have so much respect for this couple and all attached."


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Amber Rose, Chyna's BFF, took to Instagram to congratulate the duo on their future nuptials, saying, "Congratulations to my family. Please don't let nothing or no one tear you guys apart! I never seen my sis so happy and I couldn't be more happy for her! Sometimes we find love in the strangest places." Amber added, "God bless you 2! Now let's get this wedding together so y'all can start making some babies #truelove #putaringonitsoyouknowitsreal." Rob and Blac have been dating since January, and it's safe to say it's been a whirlwind romance ever since they first stepped out on the town. The Lashed salon owner was previously engaged to rapper Tyga, with whom she has a 3-year-old son, King CairoStevenson.

TIWA SAVAGE'S ESTRANGED HUSBAND: TeeBillz’s Baby Mama With 3rd Love Child Is Allegedly Dr. Vivian Oputa

How Banky W’s mother ordered TeeBillz out of son’s apartment after watching Tiwa’s interview

Tunji Balogun, estranged hubby of music diva, Tiwa Savage certainly understands the principle of applying democracy to love. Like the proverbial farmer of wild oats, the music entrepreneur tended a fruitful path seeding and harvesting offsprings from different women. But while the social media and entertainment news audience only know about the two children he allegedly sired outside wedlock before he met Tiwa, no one knows that he has a third child, Ona, by a highly placed society woman in Nigeria.  Her name is allegedly Dr. Vivian Oputa a medical practitioner and specialist in aesthetic medicine, surgery and dermatology,and owner of DermaCare Medical Ltd. and Clinical Director of the Clover Medical Company Beverly Hills, United States of America (USA). The 50 something years old plastic surgeon is the mother of Tunji a.k.a TeeBillz’s third child and as you read, this is the first time news of their affair and lovechild would make it into the public sphere. All along they had been struggling to conceal it. Dr. Vivian is well known and loved in high society circuits. TeeBillz who has four kids from three women including his son with lawfully wedded wife tiwa has been sent packing with his few personal effects from the home of RnB music star,Banky W. It would be recalled that Banky W offered TeeBillz refuge soon after he allegedly rescued him from committing suicide on the Lekki-Ikoyi bridge. However, in a radical twist to the unfolding saga, Banky W’s mother allegedly called her son and ordered him to eject TeeBillz from his apartment soon after watching his estranged wife, Tiwa Savage’ interview.
We gathered that Banky W’s mother told her son pointblank that he should ask TeeBillz to leave his apartment after the woman watched Tiwa’s teary revelations about her marriage with him in an interview. Tunji vacated the apartment immediately.

PHOTOS:CHECK OUT THE LAVISH LIFESTYLE OF SENATOR DINO MALAYE

Check our the lavish lifestyle Nigerian senator dino malaye is living. Yet we wonder where our money is going... 

I won’t marry any of mybabymamas, says Flavour

Celebrated highlife musician, Flavour N’abania, has probably broken the hearts of his two baby mamas, Sandra Okagbue and Anna Banner, who may be hoping to settle down with the singer someday, following his interview with HipTV where he stated he would not be getting married to any of his Baby mamas, adding that for someone like him, marriage would be a huge distraction and that most artistes at their prime in their trade are bound to crash once they get married. “Marriage is not a thing that you just go into. This music business is a serious business. My own opinion, I think if you are in the peak of your career, you don’t need any distraction. So for now, I think marriage could be a distraction for me because it is a whole big institution that when you go in, you have to be fully prepared to know what you are getting into,” he said. “And right now, looking at everything, its not so easy for me now….and most of my colleagues, whenever they get married, everything starts crashing down. I keep asking people, have you ever seen a successful musician having a good home and a good career? Its not going to be easy. If you know one, just tell me” he added.

Ex-Aviation Minister Stella Oduah Stole N3.6b, Shared It Between 8 Companies

As Minister of Aviation, Ms. Oduah secured several multi-billion naira contracts to upgrade Nigeria’s 22 airports. It was later revealed that much of this money went into the minister’s pockets and that the program’s progress that she touted was grossly overstated. Documents made available to Sahara Reporters showed that of the 192 contracts awarded in the second phase of the program, only six were completed. Ms. Oduah first came under scrutiny after compelling the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority to buy her two bulletproof BMW's valued at N255M. The minister was subsequently indicted by the House of Representatives and a presidential committee for violating the country’s procurement regulations. Ms. Oduah recently obtained an interim injunction preventing the EFCC from investigating, arresting, questioning, or prosecuting her. The injunction was granted by a controversial judge, Justice Mohammed Yunusa of the Federal High Court in Lagos.
However, Justice Okon Abang dismissed her injunction in February at a Federal High Court in Lagos, allowing the EFCC to commence the investigations into the N255m scandal.
With permission to investigate the minister, the anti-graft agency revealed that Ms. Oduah not only misallocated N255m to purchase her vehicles but also stole N3.6b and funneled it into eight companies she created for the purpose of money laundering
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